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Dear PAM cooking spraying. I want to thank you for such a great product.

I had to go and do a # 2 so I went as I was doing my # 2 I got a ding-a-berry hung up in my butt cheeks, well I finished my busniess and the rest of the day I wonder how can I keep this from happening again. So that night I was cooking and I had some PAM cooking spray I use to cook with. So the next day I had a pain hit me to go # 2 as I was heading to the bathroom I went in the kitchen and grab the PAM cooking spray. Before I sat down I sprayed my butt cheeks and up my butt crack with Pam Cooking spray. As I was going I noticed that everything was just sliding so smoothed and I didn't have the first ding-a-berry hang up.

P.S The butter flavor PAM cooking spray you make is the best it helped with the smell.

Thank you

Your number ONE fan.

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I thought this deserved a little more recognition...
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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Lol. Those are both good, but the first one is great!!!
Haha all those are awesome
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