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FUNNY
Dear PAM cooking spraying. I want to thank you for such a great product.
I had to go and do a # 2 so I went as I was doing my # 2 I got a ding-a-berry hung up in my butt cheeks, well I finished my busniess and the rest of the day I wonder how can I keep this from happening again. So that night I was cooking and I had some PAM cooking spray I use to cook with. So the next day I had a pain hit me to go # 2 as I was heading to the bathroom I went in the kitchen and grab the PAM cooking spray. Before I sat down I sprayed my butt cheeks and up my butt crack with Pam Cooking spray. As I was going I noticed that everything was just sliding so smoothed and I didn't have the first ding-a-berry hang up.
P.S The butter flavor PAM cooking spray you make is the best it helped with the smell.
Thank you
Your number ONE fan.
Zollie
I had to go and do a # 2 so I went as I was doing my # 2 I got a ding-a-berry hung up in my butt cheeks, well I finished my busniess and the rest of the day I wonder how can I keep this from happening again. So that night I was cooking and I had some PAM cooking spray I use to cook with. So the next day I had a pain hit me to go # 2 as I was heading to the bathroom I went in the kitchen and grab the PAM cooking spray. Before I sat down I sprayed my butt cheeks and up my butt crack with Pam Cooking spray. As I was going I noticed that everything was just sliding so smoothed and I didn't have the first ding-a-berry hang up.
P.S The butter flavor PAM cooking spray you make is the best it helped with the smell.
Thank you
Your number ONE fan.
Zollie
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I thought this deserved a little more recognition...
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Lol. Those are both good, but the first one is great!!!
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